>:(

THIEF

We are supposed to be unique.

So please do not copy MY style.

You are not my super bestest mega BFF so that I could feel all giddy and excited whenever we have the same dress, same shoes, same cellphone accessory,

same ultimate crush.

And hey,

I believe that even the super bestest mega BFFs of all time do not share the same toothbrush.

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW.

Don't make me want to have the power to kill you by just thinking about it.